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Longum Iter Est

Welcome to the cave, this is where the pain happens. It operates within the philosophy of "Longum Iter Est" meaning "The Journey Is Long" in Latin. 

Items within this range must be earned with sweat before being eligible to purchase.

Each item is assigned a unique workout. Once you have completed said workout, you need to show proof which will give you a discount code that reduces the item to its "actual" price.

To confirm you have been truly humbled, DM our IG Page a picture of yourself, (no faces needed), giving the timer or equipment a thumbs up, and we will give you the secret discount code.

Alternatively, email us at with your proof.

There's no time limit on each workout. 5 minutes or 5 days, as long as the work is done.

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