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Longum Iter Est

Welcome to the cave, this is where the pain happens. It operates within the philosophy of "Longum Iter Est" or "The Journey Is Long". 

Each item is only available for purchase AFTER doing the assigned workout. To confirm you have been truly humbled, send our Instagram page a picture of yourself, (no faces needed - persec), giving the timer or equipment a thumbs up, and we will give you a secret discount code to lower the price to the real price. Good luck.
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